Not sure what to say about this one from Tennessee – Police in Johnson City arrested a Baptist minister from nearby Bristol, Virginia and charged him Tennessee DUI and indecent exposure. Thomas Tester, 58, was wearing a skirt when he pulled up to police officers and offered them oral sex. He then exited his car to expose himself and urinate in front of children at a car wash. The arresting officers found an empty oxycodone prescription bottle and an open bottle of vodka in Tester’s car. Tester is the pastor of Gospel Baptist Church and he has worked 24 years for the Christian radio station WZAP.
Truth in advertising down in Florida – Amanda Lynn Bailey was arrested in Tampa and charged with her second Florida DUI in three months. In her mug shot the t-shirt of the 41-year old dealer for the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino reads, “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.”
A new excuse from Illinois – Sara Koehl, 23, lost control of her car, swerved across the center lane, went off the left side of the road, overcorrected and hit a concrete pillar and two trees before coming to a stop. She and her four passengers were taken to a local hospital where police charged her with driving under the influence, improper lane usage and illegal transport of alcohol. She explained that the accident was the result of a front seat passenger groping her.
